Aunt Donna (June 2013)
sometimes funny bits are just handed to you -
Last night at the gig someone got a wrong number and texted me - as the conversation progressed I read the texts to the crowd as follows -
"Geoff this is your aunt Donna - someone said your uncle johns boats lights are on can you check them for me?
I wrote back "the boat's gone!"
she wrote - "what do you mean it's gone???"
I wrote - "OMG I see lights underwater!!"
then there was nothing so I thought I better come clean...
I said - "I was shitting you :)"
and she says - "Geoff - you are so bad!"
so I said - "Aunt Donna - did I ever tell you that you are my sexiest aunt?"
she says - "omg Geoff - are you drunk???"
I said - "I don't have to be drunk to find you sexy"
and then she didn't talk any more -
Thank you Aunt Donna!